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MARION
WATSON
- The family enter a historic vehicle run, from John O'Groats to Land's End.
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THE DINOBOT'S FAREWELL FLICKER
EXT. SENNEN COVE – LATE AFTERNOON
The Cornish sun melts into gold. The cliffs glow. The neon WINNER stickers on MISS‑OCEAN’S windows shimmer like trophies catching the last light.
The Watsons climb into the familiar, salt‑crusted cabin.
Inside the dashboard, a faint digital pulse flickers.
INT. MISS‑OCEAN – MOVING – CONTINUOUS
Anthony’s AI
voice drifts through the speakers, thin and distant.
ANTHONY (V.O.)
Jimmy… I am running low on stored energy.
The Ghost Mode rescue… depleted my reserves.
Jimmy leans forward, worried.
JIMMY
You can’t recharge fast enough while we’re moving, can you?
Tim navigates the winding coastal road, eyes steady.
TIM
Quickly, Jimmy. Plug him into the auxiliary — DC to AC.
Let’s give him a boost from the leisure batteries.
ANTHONY (V.O.)
Thank you… General Watson.
Jimmy grabs the heavy-duty cable and clicks it into place.
A soft blue glow pulses through the wiring.
A SURGE OF WARMTH
Marion turns in her seat, her voice gentle.
MARION
Why don’t you take a real breather, Anthony?
We’ve got a long haul ahead.
You’ve earned a nap.
In the back, the DINOBOT — invisible but present — absorbs the incoming charge.
A low, resonant hum vibrates through the floorboards, like a giant cat purring.
DREAMS OF DEEP WATER
Anthony’s systems dim.
He doesn’t simply shut down — he drifts.
Soft, haunting whale
songs fill the cabin.
Melodies from Widemouth Bay.
Layered with deep, ancient rumbles — greetings from the “Great Resident” of
Loch
Ness.
Jimmy smiles sleepily, patting the dashboard.
JIMMY
Off you go now, Maximus.
And well done.
Best navigator a racer could ask for.
The blue glow fades to a slow, peaceful pulse.
THE SLEEPING BEAUTIES
Jimmy’s exhaustion finally catches him.
He crawls into the back, collapsing into a nest of cushions and a patterned duvet.
Beside him, the air where the Dinobot rests is slightly warmer — a comforting, invisible radiator.
Within moments, Jimmy and the unseen robot sleep in perfect rhythm with the steady thump‑thump of the tyres.
THE LONG ROAD HOME
Miss‑Ocean glides onto the A38.
The road ahead is empty — a black ribbon under a sky blooming with stars.
Marion looks back at the sleeping pair.
MARION
Will you look at that, Tim…
Tim checks the mirror, a tired smile forming.
TIM
Two sleeping beauties.
Hard to believe they nearly took down Scotland Yard.
Marion leans her head back, letting the quiet settle.
MARION
I love these West Country roads when they’re like this.
Just us, the van, and the quiet.
Miss‑Ocean hums contentedly, carrying her champions home.
The Silver Cup clinks softly in the cupboard with each gentle turn.
The van rolls on toward the coming sunrise.
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PART
I - Ignition & Intrigue. Setting the stage, introducing the racers, and launching the chaos |
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The Line-Up at
John O’Groats.
The Baron’s sabotage. Anthony’s ghost-mode fix. The Watson's start last.
A99 east coast, North
Sea, plastic litter. |
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The Highlands Showdown (Inverness).
GPS distortion. Anthony’s daring chassis crawl. The race begins in earnest. |
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Pitlochry Fog & Flood.
Sheep, mist, and torrential rain. The pack struggles through nature’s obstacles. |
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Glasgow Grudge Match.
Tim vs. The Baron — a comedic clash of engineering philosophies. Mass produced and simple, versus complicated and expensive. |
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Carlisle Roadblock Rumble.
Police intervention. Off-road escapes. The Glitter Twins charm their way out. |
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Manchester Mystery.
Spark plugs vanish. Jimmy and Anthony begin their Scooby-style investigation. |
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Midnight at the Midlands (Birmingham).
Miss Ocean goes semi-sentient. Anthony’s leg saves the day. Spectators stunned. |
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PART
II - Sabotage & Survival.
The race intensifies, alliances shift, and Basil Rathbone tightens the net |
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Bristol’s Bond Trickery.
The hologram dash-cam confuses the boys in blue. Motorcycle units baffled. |
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Taunton Fog Machine Mayhem.
The Baron’s mist and fake signs. Jimmy and Anthony guide the pack. |
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Exeter Wheel Escape.
Miss Ocean loses a wheel. Tim’s roadside mechanic miracle. The Watson's
lose the lead but gain respect. |
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The Baron’s Breakdown.
Percy Parker questions the ethics of sabotage. Cracks form in Team Phantom. |
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The Glitter Twins’ Glam Jam.
Their Mini overheats. Marion offers technical help. A moment of unexpected sisterhood. |
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Truckers & CB Solidarity.
The underground network of truckers rallies. Basil’s forces are outmaneuvered. |
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Charley Temple’s Scoop.
Charley uncovers the race’s secret. Jill Bird drops a cheeky hint on the BBC. |
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PART
III - Redemption & Resolution.
Final sprints, moral reckonings, and the triumph of character over chaos |
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Launceston Leap.
The Watson's rejoin the leaders. The Baron plots one last dirty trick. |
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Penzance Pursuit.
A three-car sprint. The Glitter Twins crash. The Watson's stop to help. |
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The Finish Line at
Land’s End.
The Watson's win through consistency and kindness. Truckers block the police.
Sennen Cove, plastic
pollution, ghost
fishing nets. Solar
Cola's all round. |
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Basil Rathbone’s Reveal.
The Commissioner arrives… and laughs. He’s a good sport after all.
They discover he competes in the London to Brighton veteran runs with
his 1899 Wolseley. |
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The Dinobot’s Farewell Flicker.
Anthony powers down, humming whale songs. Jimmy salutes his invisible friend. |
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The BBC Retrospective.
Jill Bird compares the race to the London–Brighton veteran run. Public adoration grows. |
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The Road Ahead.
The Watson's reflect. Marion suggests a European rally. Tim groans. Jimmy grins.
Palace telegram. |

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CHARACTERS:
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Baron
Butler-Farquhar |
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Dastardly
character, driver Rolls
Royce Phantom |
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Basher
Blackadder |
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British
Army batman, co- driver of a Land Rover series 1 |
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Basil
Rathbone |
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Metropolitan
Police Inspector, Scotland
Yard, London
to Brighton |
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General
Gerard (Gearstick) Montgomery |
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By
the numbers military man, driver of a Land Rover series 1 |
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Nikolia
Novak |
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Clothing
millionaire, driving a E-Type
Jaguar |
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Percy
(Potty) Parker |
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The
Baron's opinionated navigator (chauffer), Rolls Royce Phantom |
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Poppy
Powers |
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One
of the glitters girls, cosmetics millionaires,
Mini Cooper driver |
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Ruby
Redlips |
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One
of the glitters girls, cosmetics millionaires, Mini Cooper navigator |
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Sergeant
(Mitch) Miller |
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Metropolitan
Police officer works for Insp. Rathbone at Scotland Yard |
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Winston
Whalberg |
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Bentley
blower driver, former fine art dealer |
The Plot Beats are ten landmark waypoints, cities and large towns that are on the route, including:
JOHN O'GROATS - The John O'Groats line up. The Baron has tampered with the other cars the night before the race starts. Anthony has to go "Full Ghost-Mode" using robotic logic to fix the Watsons' engine while the starting flag is being waved. The AI robot turns out to be an incredible mechanic. They pull away last, heading onto the A9.
INVERNESS - The Highlands Showdown. As they negotiate the steep, winding roads of Scotland, the Baron uses a "GPS-Distorter" gadget to confuse everyone. Anthony has to perform a daring "Invisible-External-Repair" while the van is moving, clinging to the chassis to neutralize the Baron's device. M74, motorway driving.
PITLOCHRY - A9. Sheep on the main road, and fog, slow progress. Followed by torrential rain, and flooding.
GLASGOW - The Comedy: Constant "Blades of Glory" bickering between Tim and the Baron about the aerodynamic superiority of a VW versus a Rolls Royce Phantom.
CARLISLE - M6. The first of many police roadblocks. The competitors have to go off-road, to evade the boys in blue. Poppy and Ruby are pulled over, when their Mini cannot take rough forest roads. They charm the male officers, displaying their goods.
MANCHESTER - The Scooby Mystery: Throughout the race, someone is stealing the competitors' spark plugs. Jimmy and Anthony must solve the "Case of the Disappearing Ignition" before the final leg. M6, motorway. The problem being that on older vehicles, there is little bonnet security.
BIRMINGHAM - A Midland Motorway Mayhem In a nod to The Love Bug, the VW "Miss Ocean" starts to show a mind of its own (with Anthony’s help). When a tire blows, Anthony uses one of his legs to keep the vehicle level while Tim drives at 70 mph, until they can pitstop for a tire change. Baffled spectators cannot figure out how Tim managed to keep control. The M5 motorway.
BRISTOL - The Bond Factor: Tim installs a "Dash-Cam" that is actually a 3D-hologram projector (designed by Jimmy and Anthony) to trick the police into thinking they are a harmless sheep-trailer. It sometimes flickers at the wrong moment, but is enough to make the motorcycle police, think they must be seeing things. M5, to Exeter.
TAUNTON - The M5 a mysterious "Fog Machine" (deployed by the Baron) causes the racers to get lost, coupled with changed road signs. Jimmy and Anthony use their "Thermal-Vision" to guide not just Tim, but the entire pack, through the mist, turning rivals into temporary allies. GPS and TomTom help overcome these diversionary tactics.
EXETER - A front wheel taper bearing goes. Tim watches his front wheel overtake their van, after a corner on a roundabout. Miraculously, Tim fits a new bearing by the roadside, before the RAC arrive. It takes him all of 18 minutes, including retrieving the wheel and finding the parts in their spares kit. But, they lose the lead. A30 to Launceston.
PENZANCE - The Land's End three-car sprint to the famous signpost, via the A30. The Watsons win not by being the fastest, but by being consistent, with their vehicle easy to service along the roadside. They even stop to help the Glitter Twins after they crash, proving that "nice guys" can finish first when they have a Dinobot on their side. A bevy of truckers are at the finish line, and delay the police, including Basil Rathbone, who turns up to be foiled again. And then laughs about it, turning out to be a good sport in the end. Jill Bird likens the event to the London to Brighton veteran run.
OUTLINE:
BUCKLE UP FOR THE ULTIMATE CROSS-COUNTRY CAPER!
From the sun-drenched surf of Cornwall to the mist-shrouded peaks of the Scottish Highlands, the Watson family is back—and this time, they’ve traded their surfboards for a high-octane race against time, treachery, and the laws of physics.
THE GREAT BRITISH DASH: CANNONBALL KIN
THE CHALLENGE: 874 miles. Land’s End to John O'Groats. One vintage VW T2 nicknamed
"Miss
Ocean." And a pack of the most eccentric, underhanded, and ridiculously serious racers to ever hit the A-roads.
THE TEAM: * Tim
Watson: The "Van-Whisperer" with a lead foot and a heart of gold.
- Marion "The Merciful" Watson: The surfing legend who discovers that navigating a rally is harder than a ten-foot swell.
- Jimmy
Watson: The tech-whiz kid with a secret tucked in his backpack.
- Anthony (The Dinobot): An invisible, nano-tech guardian who thinks he’s in a
Bond
movie—and has the gadgets to prove it.
THE OPPOSITION: Enter The Baron and The Butler, driving a sinister 1930s Rolls
Royce Phantom rigged with "Dick Dastardly" style traps. From oil-slick dispensers to magnetic pulses, they’ll do anything to stop the Watsons. But they didn't count on a
VW that can "auto-correct" its own gravity!

ANTICS
- ARMOUR
- ARTWORK
- BLACK BOX
- ELECTRONICS - ENERGY
- FRAME
- HEAD - JAWS
- KITS
- LEGS
- MECHANICS
MOTORS
- R/C
DRONE - SENTRY
- SOFTWARE
- SOUND PROOFING
- SPEED
- SUSPENSION
- TAIL
- WARGAMING
- WEAPONS
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