GENERAL GERARD MONTGOMERY & THE CANNONBALL RUN 

 

Tim and Marion enter a historic vehicle run from John O'Groats in Scotland, to Land's End in Cornwall

 

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MARION WATSON - The family enter a historic vehicle run, from John O'Groats to Land's End.

 

 

 

 

 

General Gerard Montgomery drives a series 1 Land Rover in the Cannonball Run from John O'Groats in Scotland, to Land's End. He is a retired British Army tank commander, driving a Land Rover Series 1 who treats every roundabout like a battlefield, and every competitor as a potential Russian spy. His trusty (stiff upper lip) batman, Basher Blackadder, is his navigator and co-driver.

 

The General finally completes the Run, having waited for an ambulance to arrive for the Glitter Girls, Poppy Powers and Ruby Lipps. And at the Podium hosted by Cornwall County Council, he is awarded a Cannonball Blue Riband medal, by Arthur King and Silas Stone. His Land Rover in need of some serious mechanical attention. Something they all joke about, including Charley Temple, and the BBC.

 

 

 

CANNONBALL RUN CAST

 

 

PROTAGONISTS

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Anthony Maximus Antonious Decimus Meridius

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The DinoBot hexapod AI, modern autonomous gladiator

Arthur King

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Senior cabinet member of Cornwall County Council

Charley Temple

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An investigative reporter, surfing and watersports fan

Google Maps

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Computer and smartphone maps and route planning software

Jill Bird

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BBC world news anchor, long time friend of Charley Temple

Jimmy Watson

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AI computer programming boy genius

Low Tide

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Trucker: Barnaby (Barney) Blythe, Cannonballer's friend

Marion Watson

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Surfing champion, now retired Mum, artist & coach

Miss Ocean

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Marion Watson's cherished VW surfing bus, tour wagon

Pasty Pete

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Trucker: Arthur (Artie) Penhaligon, Cannonballer's friend

Ryan (Roadworthy) Reynolds

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The RAC mechanic who thinks Miss Ocean is alive

Scottish Councils

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Scotland's Highlands and Lowlands

Solar Cola

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Marion's favourite drink when surfing or competing

Timothy Watson

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British (MI6) Army General, stationed in Germany

Tin Man

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Trucker: Silas Rowe, Cannonballer's friend

TomTom

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Route planning, directions & road navigation maps for vehicle drivers

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CHARACTERS: ANTAGONISTS

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Baron Butler-Farquhar

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Dastardly character, driver Rolls Royce Phantom

Basher Blackadder

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British Army batman, co- driver of a Land Rover series 1

Basil Rathbone

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Metropolitan Police Inspector, Scotland Yard, London to Brighton

General Gerard (Gearstick) Montgomery

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By the numbers military man, driver of a Land Rover series 1

Nikolia Novak

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Clothing millionaire, driving a E-Type Jaguar

Percy (Potty) Parker

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The Baron's opinionated navigator (chauffer), Rolls Royce Phantom

Poppy Powers

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One of the glitters girls, cosmetics millionaires, Mini Cooper driver

Ruby Redlips

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One of the glitters girls, cosmetics millionaires, Mini Cooper navigator

Sergeant (Mitch) Miller

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Metropolitan Police officer works for Insp. Rathbone at Scotland Yard

Winston Whalberg

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Bentley blower driver, former fine art dealer

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